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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please* Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. I'll have some pickled onions, And a little bit of cheese, please. Thank you.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Eh. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. And I've got all the right money And all that, please. Thank you.
Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Ay! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. I've been here half hour And I'm getting very thirsty!
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