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John Williamson( John Robert Williamson )
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Crocodile Roll
Havin a barbie by the river With no one else around A tropical honeymoon Knockin a Four X down She was standin in the water Eatin a pumpkin scone When CRUNCH! she was gone
They were doin the crocodile roll The woman and the reptile Doin the crocodile roll In the middle of the river
Down came her husband With a gun and a carving knife To slaughter every crocodile for takin his darling wife
Spoken You can't go round eating Queenslanders You overgrown goannas I'll turn You all into shoes CRUNCH!
It was in the news They were doin the crocodile roll The husband and the reptile Doin the crocodile roll In the middle of the river
Down came his bloodhound With mangy curly hair Picked up the scent Away he went Arse in the air Then the dog got carried away And ran out on a log When CRUNCH! no more dog
They were doin the crocodile roll Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com The canine and the reptile Doin the crocodile roll In the middle of the river
Down came a wild pig Rootin all about The little swine drank the wine And really pigged it out Then the crocodile chased him round And the little pig said 'up yours!' CRUNCH! into another crocs jaws
They were doin the crocodile roll The porker and the reptile Doin the crocodile roll In the middle of the river
Theres no moral to the story Just a brand new dance Grab your partner by the neck And swing your crocodile pants Dip your toe in the water Are you ready for romance? Swirl your tail around the floor C'mon take a chance
Now your doin the crocodile roll Stirin up the mud Doin the crocodile roll In the middle of the river
They were doin the crocodile roll Stirin up the mudcrabs Doin the crocodile roll In the middle of the river
CRUNCH!
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