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Brock Zeman
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Talking Reality Show Blues
I had me this girl since I was just young With eyes of blue and hair all blonde One day I took a little sip and I confess I poured out to her the heart that beat in my chest She said:with a love this strong honey lets not tarry So we run off to Vegas to get ourselves married Just before the man could pronounce us husband and wife I hear this voice and see these flashing neon lights It turns out she was an actor And we wouldn't live happily ever after My heart was shattered don't you know But it came back together when I was told Man, you just won yourself a bundle on our new reality show
One day I laid down just to rest my head And here come this big ol' voice shaking my bed It said it was god, maker of land and sea And he had himself a little job for me He said: you know good folk around here there too many But sinners boy, you know we got plenty Now I'm gonna make these skies all rainy And well, you know the drill….. So I collected two of everything even beetles and bugs And I sat in my boat waiting for a flood I wasn't too concerned about the state of man Cause I packed my pretty little gal from around the bend Just when the rains come pouring down That big ol' voice hollered from the clouds Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I wasn't saving mankind it told me so As the skies started raining down dough But son you won yourself first place on our new reality show
They got shows on being left in Timbuktu Shows about eating cow dung stew About losing the weight off your derrière And about marrying a guy whose a millionaire (who really isn't a millionaire) About dating someone you don't now Finding a needle in a haystack in Mexico Well here's a show I'd really like to see: A whole show about being me It'd be empty bottles and knocking on wood Your mom telling you that you drink more than you should You sleep all day cause you re up all night And well he's real nice but he's just not my type You play all night in some tore down bar Where no one gives a damn just who you are Where no one gives a damn just who you know Just so long as you can play Copperhead Road That's a show I'd like to see A whole show about being me Man, did you see that show last night? Can that Zeman kid ever lose a fight And the whole world would be talking about my new reality show
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