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Original Cast of Buffy The Vampire Slayer
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I'll Never Tell
ANYA:This is the man that I plan to entangle isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle, vengeance was mine
but I'm out of the biz The name I made I'll trade for his The only trouble is I'll never tell
XANDER: She is the one she's such wonderful fun such passion and grace
Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight... EMBRACE! Tight embrace!
I'll never let her go the love we've known can only grow there's just one thing that-- No. I'll never tell.
BOTH: Cause there's nothing to tell...
ANYA: He snores XANDER: She wheezes ANYA: Say 'housework' and he freezes XANDER: She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
ANYA: I talk, he breezes XANDER: She doesn't know what 'please' is ANYA: His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe
BOTH: The vibe gets kind of scary XANDER: Like she thinks I'm ordinary ANYA: Like it's all just temporary XANDER: Like her toes are kinda hairy BOTH: but it's all very well cause God knows I'll never tell
ANYA: When things get rough he just hides behind his Buffy Now look, he's gettin' huffy cause he knows that I know
XANDER: She clings, she's needy She's also really greedy She never
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XANDER: This is my verse, Hello! She
ANYA: Look at me, I'm dancing crazy!
BOTH: You know XANDER: You're quite the charmer ANYA: My knight in armor XANDER: You're the cutest of the Scoobies with your lips as red as rubies and your firm yet supple... tight embrace!
ANYA: He's swell. XANDER: She's sweller. ANYA: He'll always be my feller XANDER: That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
ANYA: I've read this tale there's wedding then betrayal I know that come the day I'll want to run and hide
BOTH: I lied I said it's easy I've tried but there's these fears I can't quell
XANDER: Is she looking for a pot of gold? ANYA: Will I look good when I've gotten old? XANDER: Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful? ANYA: When I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley? XANDER: Am I crazy? ANYA: Am I dreamin'? XANDER: Am I marrying a demon? BOTH: We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell, so thank God I'll Never Tell I swear that I'll Never Tell
XANDER: My lips are sealed.
ANYA: I'll take the fifth.
XANDER: Nothing to see Move it along
BOTH: I'll Never Tell
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